Ever since this jerk friend of mine told me that he 'knew' that Cheryl Cole and Simon Cowell were having an affair, I can't get it out of my head!! It's so gross and weird. But then the other day my housemate bought Closer magazine (I know :/) and there was a whole article in it about how Cheryl and her footballer husband never see each other and are 'on the rocks!!', and then today I found this amazing site of X-factor GIFs (thankyou internet <3), and IT LOOKS IRREFUTABLE. LOOK AT SIMON'S ARM SNAKING AROUND CHERYL D: As we all know, if a gif exists, it definitely happened.