Saturday, December 13, 2008

black and white animals


I don't really like black and white animals. I don't like penguins, I don't like pandas (shocking, I know!), I don't really care about zebras, though I like them more than pandas and penguins.

I didn't really like those penguin movies that came out a few years ago. Penguins are BORING! They are black and white, the two boringest (non)colours. They smell of fish and live in the cold part of the zoo. They can't fly, I don't find their waddling walk amusing, it just looks lame! What is supposed to be cute about them!?

Pandas I find annoying because the black parts of their face sort of looks retarded to me. Like they are super stupid and unintelligent. I don't generally find dopey retardedness enamouring. They won't fuck to save their species, they only eat like ONE thing, they are fat and don't do anything fun. I actually think regular bears are way more interesting to look at. Pandas just look like they are constantly going 'doooyyyyyy', which I don't find cute in people or animals.

Zebras are less boring because atleast they have a pattern which is kind of jazzy and interesting to look at.

I didn't realise how I didn't like the category of black and white animals til I realised I had a general distaste for pandas and penguins while everyone else thought they were so cute and awwwe. I think it's a general thing with me that I just can't really stand anything which isn't colourful in some way. When I was dressing for the funeral the other day it felt so unnatural to be wearing all black. Normally I'd do that to have some sort of big lurid bright part of the outfit to show it off.

So in conclusion: black and white animals are kind of boring to me.
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11 comments:

Ben said...

All totally reasonable points.

Eshniner Forest said...

you are strange.

Jim B said...

We had a black and white tomcat that was really cool. I guess you could say he was my favorite pet.

A.G. said...

What about Killer Whales? You wouldn't dare call a Killer Whale retarded. Not to its face anyway...

RnB said...

well reasoned. I love Elephants but I'm sure there are plenty of people who think they don't do anything. It's not that they don't do anything. They space it out over an amazingly long life span if left uninterrupted. They operate their life out of necessity mostly.

Hanne said...

haha.. this entry totally made my morning, thank you.. retarded panda!
:)

Alexei said...

"I don't generally find dopey retardedness enamouring." LOL
The black&white category sounds interesting. I'd never have thought of that. Just proves that people can be really different sometimes. :)

Mar's Dose. said...

that was amusing in so many ways. people's random quirks engage me so! :]

David Sickmiller said...

This post is almost, but not quite, about racism.

Are you opposed to all grayscale animals including koalas?

wirrow@mac.com said...

animal hater!

Poroma said...

bryony, you bring the lulz.
your musings about pandas' faces made me actually giggle and, consequently, wake up my parents.