Ok wow... I just read all the comments on that second-from-last post and you people really don't seem to know me at all. Dudes, I use the internet. A LOT. I've seen plenty of things on said internets, many of which are blush worthy. I know people seem to have some sort of dainty tea and crumpets eating whilst wearing 18th century clothing image of me, but I'm really not that person.
As for a 'win a date with paperlilies' competition or auction or whatever? Never. Going. To. Happen.