Thursday, April 10, 2008

Stuff people send

I just watched AmazingPhil's latest video, and I remembered a thought I'd had the last time I watched one of his videos which was 'people send him things and he puts them in his videos!! I want that!!' But I don't really know how to go about that. I have a couple of things I want to show in videos I guess... I suppose its one of those things that once you start the ball rolling, it carries itself on.

Conclusion... I will start putting things people send me into my videos.

59 comments:

Amjan said...

"I will start putting things people send me into my videos."

Yeah! Putting on!!!!
I'm sending you some panties right away Paper!!!

OMG, I've just come across these:
www.chineseamericanprincess.com/pics/panties.jpg

Hehehe, that's an eye candy.

Anonymous said...

What do you suggest for we, non perverted folk, who would like to send you things?

Anonymous said...

"What do you suggest for we, non perverted folk, who would like to send you things?"

Lots o' crucifixes... LOL

Anonymous said...

would the crucifixes be used to ward off or preserve the memory of zombie jesus?

JustJordan said...

I sent you a rose with a note the other week. I don't think you've gotten it yet, and it's going to be dead, but it's the thought that counts right?

Eshniner Forest said...

This is a good idea. A "show and tell" sort of blog. :)

Anonymous said...

I think JustJordan's waiting for the "Win-a-Date with Bryrony" contest...

Anonymous said...

Yeah, as the poster of all the other Anonymous comments, it looks like all we nameless folk are in agreement, Jordan wants some one on one Byrony time

Anonymous said...

JJ should send himself through the post. He might die, but it's the thought that counts, right?

NO, DON'T DO THAT I'M JUST KIDDING....

Anonymous said...

Just send a Tiffany diamond ring....

Anonymous said...

send yourself through a post? that only works in willy wonka world

i have the feeling that a tiffany diamond ring would just freak Bryrony the hell out

vclamp said...

Chocolate Shoes!

Anonymous said...

I don't watch his videos, what do people send to him?

I can dig up some junk I collected when I was a kid and send it to you. Well, it didn't seem like junk at the time I collected it.

I have a Michael Jackson sticker collection, Garbage Pail Kid cards, etc... and more...

Cornelius Prime said...

Anonymous suggesting the Tiffany diamond your real name wouldn't be Bryony would it?

tejayce said...

hehe .. how about trying to do something simular to this .. i can imagine you would do better ..

http://dailycostume.com/archive/anime-eyelids/

Anonymous said...

why not have a win a date with bryony contest? since you'd be picking the winner, you know you won't pick a lame-o-head. you could have the date around the time of 888...
come on...the entry vids would be cool...fun to watch.

Anonymous said...

It's suprising it's taken you this long to figure that out. I could have told you that ages ago but you're already enough of a scab. Disgusting really, free-loading and conning people. But it's relatively mild compared to most of the shit you pull. Oh well, you're the one who must live with yourself. And remember ... what comes around, goes around ...

Anonymous said...

I find the date with Bryony
contest would be rather unfair to anyone situated --- well outside of England really

888 sounds like some armaggedon-like event

- the original anonymous
(i'm like 3,000 years old)

Anonymous said...

Do you send the stuff back or do you consider the items gifts?
Isn't this just a way for you to get people to send you presents? Kinda like the Amazon wish list?

Anonymous said...

for the date contest she could choose someone from england...i suggested the toronto meetup date as an example.

Anonymous said...

If you promise not to freak,i'd love to send an anonymous gift:D

Ps How about a lottery ticket. Then i'd really freak if it won.Haha

Anonymous said...

Why in the world would she send them back? They're gonna go right in the Bryony archives right next to the ark of the covenant

a lottery ticket given as a gift that ends up a winner... that's the setup of a really bad nick cage movie

Westcoasters should still be considered for the paper date

SteveUK said...

LOL.... interesting idea for a competition.... although I think the potential awkwardness and increased risk of an aggravated sexual assault might make it a less attractive option!

Latest research shows that if you meet a random person off the internet there is a 7% chance that within 12 hours you will be part of a cannibal’s breakfast.

Anonymous said...

They say 64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot

Anonymous said...

Jones Soda... i don't like it, but how about posting a photo there and do a video asking people to vote on it to get it featured on a bottle? They say b/w has a better chance over color.

Anonymous said...

For the date contest, she could do both England and the states and Canada too.

But me thinks the gurls have a better chance with her...

milkywhitethighsmilkywhitethighs

Anonymous said...

You could do an auction date for a charitable cause like Jessica Biel and Eva Longoria have done:

http://www.thehollywoodgossip.com/2006/09/eva-longoria-a-more-expensive-date-than-jessica-biel/

It could be a date in public, maybe have a company sponsor a formal chaperone for safety. Include a photo opp and I think many a winning bidder would be happy. Maybe even a group date/auction with other eligible YT fem fatales.

It'd be good for your image and opening your heart a wee-bit more. I'd hate for you to become famous for being a youtube has-been, someone who failed to capitalize on her fame.

Anonymous said...

I agree. I'd put up 10k for a paper date.

Anonymous said...

if she runs it as an auction she is sure to keep the money. c'mon? bryony m. and charity? oil and water kids

Anonymous said...

if she runs it as an auction she is sure to keep the money. c'mon? bryony m. and charity? oil and water kids

Anonymous said...

Agreed about charity and our papes. She's surely weirded-out about it.

As for the auction, Ebay has a feature to waive fees when the entire amount is donated to a non-profit. You could also get a separate organization to handle the details, maybe even an expensive restaurant to host (free food!) and chaperone, a limo ride and maybe take in a show?

I can see it now on Oprah and CNN:

PaperDates.com The newest phenom in online dating. ;-b

Paperlilies: Celebrity Charitable Dater

(aka, The Return of Paperlilies)

WildbillthePirate said...

Bri,
Sure, I'll send you some random stuff but wouldn't you rather if it was kinda cool, or will just anything do? I'd vote for Cool.

Anonymous said...

how about a guess her weekly income (just the declared earning of course - we don't want to be indiscreet)


... or how about a guess her bra size competition?


... or may Ask the English Girl If She's Menstrating ...



... or we could have or tell us more about her bowel movements (no kidding - remember the "I feel poo-poo video?)


... the possiblities are, well, endless?

Anonymous said...

EDIT: the above comment should have read.

how about a guess her weekly income (just the declared earning of course - we don't want to be indiscreet)


... or how about a guess her bra size competition?


... or may Ask the English Girl If She's Menstrating ...



... or we could have her tell us more about her bowel movements (no kidding - remember the "I feel poo-poo video?")


... the possiblities are, well, endless?

Anonymous said...

RE-EDIT: the above comment should have read

EDIT: the above comment should have read.

how about a guess her weekly income (just the declared earning of course - we don't want to be indiscreet)


... or how about a guess her bra size competition?


... or maybe Ask the English Girl If She's Menstrating ...



... or we could have her tell us more about her bowel movements (no kidding - remember the "I feel poo-poo video?")


... the possiblities are, well, endless?

Anonymous said...

your making the date contest too damn complicated with the ebay auction, or a date linked to charity etc...
look...it's simple. people submit a video as to why a date with them would rock pl's world. she watches them...she chooses...the best video gets featured on her channel...date
bada bim bada boom.

Anonymous said...

oh bugger. I must proof read my comments more carefully

RE_RE-EDIT: the above comment should actually read.

RE-EDIT: the above comment should have read

EDIT: the above comment should have read.

how about a guess her weekly income (just the declared earning of course - we don't want to be indiscreet)


... or how about a guess her bra size competition?


... or maybe Ask the English Girl If She's Menstrating ...



... or we could have her tell us more about her bowel movements (no kidding - remember the "I feel poo-poo" video?)


... the possiblities are, well, endless?



THERE. I THINK THAT IS ALL THE ERRORS EDITTED OUT. THIS IS A GREAT IDEA FOR A COMPETITON. SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ALL THE DIFFERENT ERRORS IN EACH DIFFERENT VERSION OF THIS COMMENT. WINNER GETS A FREE "LUNCH-DATE" WITH MISS BRYONIES.

Anonymous said...

ok..i got it. best date video wins a date with pl...but the winner and pl must dress up as ponies.

SteveUK said...

"SEE IF YOU CAN FIND ALL THE DIFFERENT ERRORS IN EACH DIFFERENT VERSION OF THIS COMMENT"

Attempt 1 : 4 errors
Attempt 2 : 3 errors
Attempt 3 : 2 errors
Attempt 4 : 4 errors

Your quest for a correctly written (but still slightly disturbing) comment isn’t over just yet....

Anonymous said...

Bonus if she dresses up like the winner wishes. I kinda liked the Indian jewelry and the sneering pic. Indian jewelry and in a sari, woo-hoo!

Hey error-man, this ain't "Beauty and the Geek"!

SteveUK said...

It isn't?! Ah well, guess that counts me out then...

*goes back to dark corner*

Anonymous said...

This contest has gotten way too creepy for me. It was fun when we were kind of considering it, guessing her menstrual period? No wonder the poor girl is resiliant to meeting her fans.

Anonymous said...

This is why we can't have nice things

Anonymous said...

Oh, but we do have nice things!

Anonymous said...

ahhh the hell with nice...pony date pronto.

Anonymous said...

I think that we should make our goal to get Bryony to make a video about the win a date contest

What would your video consist of, Anonymous the Sequel?

Pliliestoocute said...

Winner is the one who sends her the best token of their love. No freshly-cut-off ears, please.

But any other art form, song, poem, video or home-made gifts accepted. Overseas winner will have to settle for a Stickam cam date, one-on-one (Hey, it's better than nothing, Jordan).

BTW, anonymous folk rule!
And even with a Stickam date, I'd want her in the sari...

Anonymous said...

lol sounds like a plan

i cant wait to see some of these entries

get to work guys!

Anonymous said...

I don't think the world's ready for this, until paper acknowledges.

Amjan said...

If this was about "How to make a woman blush", most of these comments above would do perfectly :-)

Anonymous said...

2amjan

thats a comp. make The Miss Bryonies blush.

Anonymous said...

Wow this thread has really brought the idiots out from their parent's basement and into the light.

Amjan said...

Right on!
We're making the "Make Miss Lilies blush" competition!!

YAY!!!

It's gonna be something like the "2 Girls 1 Cup" thingy. Paper will record a video showing herself watching the submitted videos.
The one which makes her face blush (or blush the most) will be the winner!

What would be the main prize?

----------
Paper, are you in?






OH YES YOU ARE BEBE!!! :-))))

Anonymous said...

wait...she has to go out on the date as a furry...

Anonymous said...

Will you sad pervs pause and look at yourselves.

Anonymous said...

Win-a-date with Bryrony Contest:

Let's not and say we did. I think she's gotten the message.

Katrina/walllofweird said...

I've had people messaging me wanting to send me things but I'm too nervous to give out my address.. maybe I'll get a P.O. box..

p.s.!!! saw you commented my blog, i think you're all sorts of lovely. :)

JustJordan said...

Ok, just read these comments for the first time. Just want you people to know, Bryony is not my love interest. I can assue you this, for I am a boy who likes to be in sexual relationships with other boys, if you catch my drift, and I hope you do because I could not have been anymore blunt.

I sent the rose thing as a joke. I'm not really that corny. I thought Bryony would get a cick out of receiveing a dead rose with a note thanking her for subscribing.

But I probably would go on a date with her if given the chance. Perhaps she could be my first kiss?

Anonymous said...

That little piece of information makes this thread much funnier.