Thursday, April 24, 2008

rude parts

Last night I conducted a straw poll of the people who were on MSN (and who deigned to reply) what their usual referral names for penises and vaginas are. The results were interesting (to me). I made a bunch of pie charts to show the data, but annoyingly I forgot to include Molly's 'V-town and pleasantville'.








interestingly... a few people hate hate hate the word pussy. And frezned likes to flop his wang out onto people's arms.

Meh, I wanted to post a poll widget of some kind, but I can't find one that allows pollsters to input their own answers. I want to get more data, so please comment with what you call your downstairs areas! :D

39 comments:

Orla said...

Seems a very American-orientated line-up. I feel I need to stand up for British stalwarts "fanny" and "willy".

Jim said...

It changes depending on whether you are talking to guys or girls... cunt with guys, vagina with girls, and dick with both.

dlf420 said...

And nobody has said "twat"?
Not my favorite, but it's a good one.
And probably dick is my most used.

dlf420 said...

I didn't notice at first, but you were out of bed really early for this one. 8:30! Good job! lol

Scott said...

How about "Richard and the Twins" for penis, and anything (I mean anything) other than vajayjay for the vagina.

Is this post to help blow away the "tea and crumpets with the vicar" image some people seem to have you?

BeckyMae said...

Front Bum for the girls

One eyed custard chucker for the boys.....

Love your blog and vids Lilies...from Down under!

xo Beckymae...

BadAlbert said...

I beg your pardon! 'Junk' has to be the dumbest. Anyone who actually uses that term needs a damn good slapping. I see 'fanny' is glaringly absent again. As for me - 'Terry & June'. Yes I am kidding.

Saoirse said...

Tuppence (f) or Lad (m) in polite company, Vag and dick if not.

johnifer said...

WILLY!

ct123 said...

I can't believe you haven't had 'knob' yet.

Or 'Ladyplace' for the female bits.

B. Waylan said...

rain stick

Pixie said...

willy! ha. Or dick. Or cock.

For girl vag or boo or just plain old 'bits'. Maybe fanny.


My boyfriend just told me to mention he wants people to start calling penises 'dongs' and vaginas 'poonani'...

Eshniner Forest said...

That’s funny you did several pie charts about pie's & other assorted item’s. No really, great statistics, keep it up. :)

Eshniner Forest said...

Oh it would be nice to see the percentages as well as the colors.

Bashfulbully said...

"the little general"- penis (because it stands at attention)
"the love box"- vagina

paperlilies said...

haha Laura, you have never called it a Tuppence!! HAhahahaha. You have the most creative and wonderful names for it. What about VADGE?! and minge!

SuperJV said...

Minge ??

Uh I'm Spiderman said...

usu. dick, sometimes penis
and
usu. pootietang, poontang, giney, hooha

lol @ minge. wtf is that??

Heather said...

tuppence?!? for real? does it have anything to do with feeding the birds?

Pablo Kickasso said...

Hmm, I'd be careful with "fanny" if you're talking to someone from the U.S. Over here, that means your rear end.

I could see that leading to some rather awkward misunderstandings.

Dave said...

I think I speak for myself and others like Pablo Kickasso when I say that if I'm having a conversation with my own private part, I typically refer to it as "My Johnson"--as in "Damn, My Johnson hurts for some reason".

More often than not, however, I only use the words during sex. If I'm hitting it with authority, I typically use the words "cock" and "pussy"--for that straight-up porno effect. In the rare and unlikely event that I'm being romantic, caring and sensitive, or it's a special day of some sort, I still use the same words.

Ray said...

hahaha, you crack me up. No comment for me.

I could probably build you something that would allow input of their own answer, but someone has probably already done it. Besides, the graph without standardized input would be humongous and hard to read.

It would be interesting to see what nicknames people give to their significant other's (or girl/boyfriend's) part. :-) Bye.

Goose said...

Schlong.

Amy said...

I tend to stick with penis and vag. Sometimes the full form "vagina". And if it matters, I'm a girl.

You should post your wider poll results, too!

MajorWallaby said...

dong
pecker
Percy the Wonder Snake

muff
snatch
clam (with optional beard)
taco

Jim said...

Hairy axe wound...

Hema said...

dick and vagina

Hema said...

oooh i forgot punani

im a girl btw

JustJordan said...

trog botter- vagina

hot pocket- penis

pikachu-vagina

Eshniner Forest said...

Old dead baloney.

roygbiv said...

Men:

Ding-Dong
Shim-Sham
Doodle
One-Eyed Willy
Eiffel
Big Mack
Pork'n'Beans
Old Yeller
Rambo (complete with headband!)
Mr. Sensitive
The Third Wheel
Compass

Women:

Poodle (as in "I'd like to pet her poodle")
Love Muffin
Smiley
Turf
Pink Taco
Pandora
Snapper
Balloon

roygbiv said...

Oops! I forgot furburger and munchkin.

psycoticsinginchick said...

I like to use vag and occaisionally pussy, but more likely vag. And I use dick/junk almost evenly split, although I have heard someone call it "The Johnson", "little buddy", some guy I knew called his "mini me".

DLF420 said...

"Mini Me"! That's a good one.

Sunscorch said...

Noone said willy?
I'm incensed!

Rosie said...

Narnie, or lady garden.
I will never, ever stop referring to a penis as a willy. Ever.

ilikerhcp34 said...

I call my penis "Tucker" and I call vagina's "the meaning to life".

ilikerhcp34 said...

Penis = Hooker Slayer

Vagina = The meaning of all life



Those are the two names I prefer to use. My maturity really shined through on this one.

becka0685 said...

Split Whisker Beaver - vagina

dangly bits - penis