Wednesday, January 02, 2008

"I want to be your shoe"


One of my guilty pleasures is sending various bizarre emails and messages I receive to my friends in a 'wha?!' sort of way. It is in this spirit that I present to you this message sent to my youtube inbox:

"Hi, my name is sharac and i want to ask you something, the thing is i have always, since i can remember, had this strange fantasy about becoming a girls shoe, dont ask me why i really dont know ;-), but it exites me to imagine me being a girls shoe, chanigng my human life for a life as a girls shoe. I know its weird but its just a fantasy...

So i was wondering would you make video about this, telling me if you could turn me into your shoe, what kind of shoe would you turn me into and why? You can also show the shoe you would like me to be and if you want you can describe me my life as your shoe a bit, just for fun...

Its something different...

Thanks,
Sharac"

(image found on google images)

21 comments:

Kimberl(eigh)y said...

I used to get emails like that! hahaha, I have not in a while though... that one is better than most I recieved.

TomGoon said...

Not that that email isn't awesome enough, but that picture is pretty amazing too. It reminds me of some chairs I saw somewhere that were modeled out of girls with their bottoms in the air with their legs being the back rests. Sounds weird and it was, but they looked pretty cool.

Probably not in your house though. Wish I could remember where I saw them.

Anonymous said...

All a bit surreal, but nice arse all the same.

vclamp said...

I smell a Master's thesis for a grad stundent in Abnormal Psychology!
Or worse, a shoe with green hair?

bikenik said...

Well that's shoe biz....

Staticharge said...

Next he'll be wanting you to post a video of you bathing your bare feet in peanut butter or some such. Which is crazy of course, cause I mean, look at all the PB&J sandwiches you could make with that.

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised this is the first, after that best friend feet video.

rkadel42 said...

Recently, I got this email:

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DearSir: I hope you are met well and that your life will be prosperous one. Please allow me to introduce myself. My name is Gendun Fee Patooti, and I am a Sudanese National working for the British government's French shoe factory consulate in Sudah. Due to a capital idea in the war-torn country, I have been forced to leave behind a butt shoe (arse shoe) in a private account, and I need your assistance in retrieving it. If you would retrieve this item for me, I would transform myself into a Dr. Scholl's Sandal for your entertainment purposes for the period from 1 March 2008 to 8 April 2009. Because of the sensitive nature of this matter, I ask that you not contact your consulate about the activities in Sudah nor Google the term "butt shoe." If you are agreeable to the particulars of this transaction, please send your full name, email address, telefax number, and shoe size via fax to the number at 017-43-0800-843-56-64-12. When you reach my facsimile machine, please press * 69 and enter your credit card number. I will use this information to verify your identity and to craft the necessary insoles for the Dr. Scholl's Sandal into which I will transform.

Live long life and may the road rise to meet you in the face.

Gendun Fee Patooti
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tejayce said...

o_O

when i thought your emails could not get more weird ... ..

you could really make a video though *ggg* .. dont say anything .. just put a shoe on the table and smile or something .. lol .. i bet you could think of some cool way to present this "hint". only people who read your blog would know what its about .. hehe :P
or maybe just feature a shoe in your next vid "for no apparent reason" ;)

buttsmayibeyourshoeplease? said...

i would say you've delivered the goods in regards to his fantasy...that is if he's into being the butt end of the shoe!!

Bach said...

I've seen a couple videos about that exact same email. And I swear I don't go looking for the stuff! Dude must do nothing but send out those emails.

WildbillthePirate said...

"It's only Kinky the First Time. . ."

Well, What are you going to do with the Lad, now that he is your shoe? Will you drag him out once in a while or will he be Daily-ware? Details, Woman! We want Details!

the shoe council said...

This sort of thing should not be encouraged. Being someone's Shoe is a deadly serious business, and should never be left to amateurs. This message brought to you by The Shoe Council. Providing professional services to the Human Foot since 1763.

Drew said...

what a perv

Drew said...

what a perv..

Amjan said...

Was I the only one feeling uncomfortable while reading Sharac's letter or what? o_O

Damn, that smells like some foot fettish...
I like!

Whatever you make, Bryony, I wanna see the... footage.

mariopn9@gmail.com said...

You have great videos at youtube so I have sub to you.... my channel is youtube.com/mariopizzolon

Happy new year and great blog too

Scott said...

http://www.youtube.com/profile_favorites?user=Sharac
Dude's got a serious fetish.

Anonymous said...

I just saw your new vlog. I wonder what kind of emails you'll get now.

H.I.C.T. said...

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Raro, muy raro...

Yo hubiera preferido ser ropa interior femenina :P

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toptag said...

Nice footloose and fancy-free buttocks LOL

Usually I do not tend to be a foot/shoe fetishist ...