In good news, I received the blue contact lenses I ordered the other day. After 30 or so minutes trying, I managed to get them to stay in my eyes. They aren't shockingly blue, and my isight camera refuses to pick up the colour too well, but I thought they made me look super-aryan with my blonde wig. Like one of the children of the corn.
WE KNOW ALL YOUR SEECRETTTSS
*BRICK WALL BRICK WALL BRICK WALL*
this is a better picture I took with my phone.