Tuesday, December 18, 2007

OMG A BLURRY BOOB


OH MY GOD AMERICA.

UGH.

Ok, you know what, we all have nipples. 50% of the world has fucking tits, ok?? So just because theres a boob in a magazine does not mean that the whole world is going to fucking explode.

UGHHHH. They are tits. Get the fuck over it.






Ok, so she is like 17 (a year older than the year of consent over UK-way and a year less than the age of consent in the US). But why does that even matter? this picture has a blurry boob. You can barely make anything out. And there is a furore over the fact that it got published??

I don't want to harp on about how insanely liberal the UK is in comparison, but we have a (admittedly really crap) newspaper here which publishes a different topless girl every day on page three. We had a whole ad campaign in which Sophie Dahl's boobs were on display. Um... boobs aren't SUCH A big deal here I suppose.

To secretify something so ubiquitous in humanity is to fetishise it. Which, ugh, I know, I know, boobs are sexy. But come ON, that picture is hardly going to give someone, paedo or no, a boner. There is wayyy too much to delve into with this but I don't know where to begin, and I have stuff to do. But still! Come ON!

15 comments:

Cornelius Prime said...

As long as it's done tastefully there is nothing wrong with a little nipple or breastage showing. Unless of course it is man breast in which case it is shameful and should be hidden from view for the sake of the wider community - You know I'm right.

Pablo Kickasso said...

I think the real issue that people are missing is that a picture of a girl wearing what appears to be a crumpled bedsheet is running in the fashion section of the Times. WTF???

Fashion people are stupid.


Honk if you love kiddie porn!

Kimberl(eigh)y said...

Just because you dance for the cam and show your boobs doesn't mean it's okay, Bryony.

hahahaha

The world should be made of pillows of boobies.

Anonymous said...

Clothes have got a lot to answer for!It's crazey that any creature should feel shame about it's own form.I love to see beautiful photographs of women.But i've seen so much on the internet now that my libedo is just about beaten to death.
Personally i now get more of a buzz from beautiful minds which is why i end up on vlogs and Blogs so much.

excitable boy said...

Just Two Words. FULL ERECTION!

zombiejesus said...

Actually the chick looks like she could use a sandwich.
Some of the puritains came here a long time ago hey at least they don't burn witches anymore
( I dont think they do anyway)

ZipDudeAh said...

"boobs aren't SUCH A big deal here"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...

Excuse me, but I'm a guy and boobs are ALWAYS a big deal. America or UK, GUYS LOVE BOOBAGE!!!!

Anonymous said...

They make it hard for women to feed their babies the way that Nature intended for mammals, which we undeniably are, but all kinds of Real violence and debauchery is being rammed down our throats whether we like it or not. It's illegal for women to go topless but not men? Everything is backwards and inside out.

Anonymous said...

I reckon the culprit is DALEATL2

Have you seen how creepy that guy is in the DentonUSA video? ;)

Anonymous said...

darn - wrong article - sorry!

toptag said...

You know what, that poor girl looks remarkably anorexic ... the barely visible boob is really nothing to speak of IMHO.

WildbillthePirate said...

She definitely isn't my idea of sexy! Women have curves! Not Speed Bumps! Somebody Feed that girl!

Love Women! Love the Curves! Don't think most nudity of either sex is necessarily bad.

Anonymous said...

The reason why it is a big deal is because by law it is illegal for anyone under the age of 18 to be photographed nude. It is considered child pornography, no matter how tastefully it was done or whether or not it was intentional.

Danbotic said...

God, compare the American response to this to the British respone of the play where Daniel Radcliffe got his willy out next to that horse.

Anonymous said...

the model is ali michael and i do find it creepy that the fashion industry uses such young girls to go topless...
and dude, she's not anorexic, nor does she look it. hey.. she's "thicker" than most models