ok so it's lame of me to care where I am in the youtube most subscribed list- being in it is enough, but I was number 69 for the longest time, then lately went up to 60, then I saw today that I am one behind *spit* Hotforwords. This makes me uncomfortable, being next to her. Her channel creeps me out- I keep expecting a hoary old man to pop into shot, or give her direction off cam like some sort of dictionary porno thing. The whole thing melds education with porn so much (cause she looks so porny to me!!) that it really just disturbs me. What words are up next? 'ejaacuulasion' *cue a shot of a dictionary jizzing all over her face*. 'neeplez' *cue well placed video thumbnail center shot*.
Anyway, yeah... it weirds me out. Like I have only one way to compete now- act like words turn me on like woah. I'm really not about to do that.
I liked being one or two up from MarkDayComedy cause I could rub it in his face and it was funny!
EDIT: to catchflipside- I know nothing on her channel is pornography! I wasn't trying so suggest that it was, it's just that she LOOKS porny and acts sort of porny. And that I am totally judgy.